Can A Brotha Get A Date?
GOP, you have to be kidding me, right? Ragging on Barack Obama for going on a date with his wife via government-provided transportation? You should be ashamed of yourselves! What’s... More
Bill Bennett Thinks Jokes Cross the Line
I know this comes way after the fact, but I actually just saw this clip on “The Daily Show”, so I had to say something: What the hell is wrong with Bill Bennett? More Read More →
UZO NYC: Mailed Your Taxes Yesterday?…You Are a Drag on Society!
What’s wrong with people? I walked by the post office late yesterday afternoon and I see it full of people, with a line almost out the door. No I’m no dummy. I recognize that yesterday... More
Perhaps Banking was Boring in Ancient Rome
I recently read Paul Krugman’s piece on “Making Banking Boring” on NYTimes.com. It had Krugman’s typical brilliance and wit, and he came across a point that I have always been... More
UZO NYC: “MTA Prices Up…Service Down?”
I’ve lived in New York City for almost 7 years now, and if there is one thing that I have become accustomed to, it is the raising of MTA prices. More Read More →
Legalized Rape? OK to Judge, But Don’t Throw Stones
Before everyone goes out and gets all “gung-ho” about the legalization of rape in Afghanistan, let’s just remember one thing: America’s hands aren’t all that clean... More
Obama, Geitner, “F’d” Up!
Don’t let Barack Obama, Tim Geitner, or any other politician fool you. They f***** up. More Read More →
Future Homebuyers Needed this Recession
I know the current recession and subsequent falling of housing prices has sucked for many, but not for future homebuyers. For us Millenials, we needed this to happen. Without it, the... More
U.S. to Give Gaza $900 Million in Aid…Oh really now?
The United States wants to give $900 million to aid Gaza, and I don’t even know where to begin. Okay, don’t get me wrong. I don’t want to sound heartless and cruel, because Lord... More
Robbing the Power of the Presidency?
Today, I heard one of the most ridiculous pieces I have ever heard on CNN. The piece was about Barack Obama’s availability to the media and how the frequency for which he is appearing... More



